Our hopes were high, we'd heard great things about Serafina. We were looking for something exactly as advertised.\r
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But here we are, a Tuesday night and we're still feeling the 'sting' of a shockingly rude and disturbing experience at Serafina Restaurant last Friday evening. \r
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In fact, my husband and I were certain we had starred in a new version of Bloopers . . .\r
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Here's what happened: We asked our server for his wine recommendation and ordered a bottle. When two glasses finally came, we 'laughingly' said, ""oh, we thought we ordered a bottle."" ""Well, it costs the same,"" he said. \r
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OK. So, we ordered the antipasti for two, and entrees of free range chicken and a pumpkin ravioli. ""Good choice,"" he said.\r
The antipasti arrived after the wine was long gone, so we ordered two more glasses. We tried to enjoy the sad offering of olives, a parmesan crisp, 2 small and unremarkable dolamatess -- pricey, meager, not even good. Still no wine; just ignored for 20 minutes, (or longer?).\r
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We talked, we laughed, we got uncomfortable.\r
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We had been there 45 minutes. Our server noticed us and said, ""have you ordered yet?"" \r
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We should have gracefully left; ; but no, we ordered all over again. No apology from him, at all.\r
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Finally, we received: cold, pasty ravioli -- dry, almost fillingless, served with possibly three hazelnuts. The free range chicken should have been free. \r
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The hefty bill was hastily plopped down, unsurprisingly reflecting nothing for the forgotten order, the wine mistakes, and needless to say, the poor pacing and neglect. \r
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We found ourselves on the street, hungry, feeling a bit abused, and wondering what had just happened. \r
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It had to have been Bloopers; had we been pranked? Can we just say it was a joke?\r
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Until the final 'reveal' -- let's just say Serafina must be some odd version of The Emperor's New Clothes. Truth is: Serafina Restaurant on 1/26/07 for us was perfectly terrible, and that's all there is to it.
Pros: versatile menu
Cons: service, preparation and presentation, pricing, uncomfortable seating
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