This place sucks ROYALLY!!! I went with my out of town friends and my wife because we heard they had good Pina Coladas and the place next door (Sea Food City)(which has excellent coladas and good food) was not an option for us due to the type of ghetto diva and self proclaimed big shot clientele which frequents the place (shame, cause the food and drinks are good). Anyway, the coladas were decent (not gonna lie) but they had no alcohol in them(as far as I could tell)(I'm an occassional drinker, so I should be able to taste the slightest hint of alcohol). No one at my table could taste alcohol in their drinks either. I pointed this out to the waiter which proceeded to give me some lame reasonings such as the sugar in the drink turns to alcohol when it ferments. I had to tell him to spare me the excuses and serve us plain water from then on. My main meal ($20) which was the griled salmon with vegetables was awfull and not even worth five dollars. It was way too salty, dry,really thin and small (about a quarter inch thick, five inches long and three inches wide). Not saying that it was, but it tasted microwaved. The vegetables weren't even fresh. My wifes dish which was the mofongo, was also way over sasoned. My friends made comment to us but were clearly dissapointed. One of them tasted her meal and refused to eat the rest, claiming she wasn't hungry even though she mentioned she was famished an hour earlier. For $170 for four people (one drink and one dish each), the portions were small and overseasoned and the service was less than mediocre. I was going to leave a less than appropriate tip but noticed that the gratuity was already included in the price. i guess thats what happens in places that suck, they can't count on good quality so they make sure to tip themselves before you do. I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone. steer clear of it.
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