Driving home from a shopping center a mile from home at 11:15pm and out of the blue someone appeared on my hood. I hit the breaks, screamed and stopped my car. I got out and i saw the man slide off my hood and then run away across the street. I stayed for a few minutes and then left and went home. I did not have phone with me. When I arrived home I called the police and reported it. As I was talking to 911, I saw two police cars arrive so I said, "" Oh good the police are here."" I did not realize that they were going to put me in handcuffs and take me to jail. At the main jail I was placed in a small room with 12 other guys with tattoos. Some were eating food off the floor. Some screaming obscenities at lady at the desk. Next day they let me make a call to bond out. A Very kind Bondsman helped me. I was recommended to Mr. Foley and with some time he was able to have the case dismissed. Now I can go out and do it again. Kidding. And the bodies they find in my attic I have nothing do do with. Kidding. Really, I am very happy to have it all over with. I never thought I would need a defense lawyer after 40 years of driving. I would recommend Mr. Foley to anyone needing a defense lawyer and he is a good audience for my bad jokes.
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