The answer to that question is a large and prominent ""no"". Garrett has been my barber for over 20 years now. And over those years, I've gotten to know him, the mysterious, yet approachable man behind the barber chair, and I'd like to share a personal antidote: One blustery fall morning, I waltzed into Garrett's Barber Shop and demanded a perm. (In my defense, I had just finished watching Mystic Pizza) Garrett sat me down and convinced me perms were not the way to go. He then gave me the most glorious of all hair styles...the Mushroom cut. I was floored. It was more than I ever could've dreamed. I wept openly at my own beauty, and instead of mocking my tears, Garrett wept right along with me. We just sat there for a moment, like two over-weight women, weeping and sitting, sitting and weeping. When I was ready to leave, he then refused my money saying ""Your hair is my own reward."" I'll never forget that. Bless your heart, Garrett P. Keaton, bless your heart.
Pros: Weeping like women
Cons: As if...
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