I was on the barber chair, at Garrets Barber Shop, as Garrett held his clippers in one hand, with a sparkle in his eyes he asked me "" Would you like a number one, or number two on the sides?"" Number one or number two? I was never good at making a decision between the Big Mac, or the two cheeseburgers, (no condiments of course!) What a decision to make, what a step to take! For the next two weeks it would could either be "" wow Golf T's, that Big Mac looks great!"" Or,""hey Golf T's why don't you bring your two cheeseburger self over here, and sit next to me?"" Of course no one would concentrate on the ""fries and the shake,"" but what can I say, some people have no appreciation for the fine arts on two feet. As the Phantom of the Opera Movie Soundtrack began to play on the ov er head speakers I began to sing softly. With out a moments notice I jumped out of the chair, began to glide ever so softly and quite dramatically across the smooth wooden floor, I spun like a ballerina and landed on the barber chair to continue the long life quest of having that one hair cut that would leave me looking delicious! I begged Garrett to use his enchanting clippers like King Arthur used Excalibur, and take reign over the kingdom of hair that had conquered my skull. After Garrett was done, I glanced to my left as I saw Robert Goulet sitting in his chair, in that breath taking record hanging on the wall, almost as to say ""Golf T's- you are one Sex-C beast!"" ""Thank you Goulet, my you look yummy yourself!"" As I proceeded to pay (or so I thought) my alarm clock went off, as the numbers blinked 6:00 am. It had all been a dream I jumped out of bed, took a shower, threw my moo-moo on and went on my merry way, on over to Garretts Barber Shop, where dreams are not only made, they are reinvented. Thank you Garrett, and thank you Goulet, the two of you, through the effective use of ""Baby Sign,"" have taught me that wether it's a Big Mac or two Cheeseburgers on the sides, I will always look good!
Pros: They are all Pros! What can I say, they are good at what they do!
Cons: Just Goulet, I heard he was behind bars for the extravagant use of Paisleys!
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