I chose this salon largely on the strength of its positive reviews. It was OK – I’ve been to better, I’ve been to worse. When the receptionist suggested Dana, who was mentioned in several good reviews, I was optimistic. Perhaps it was this unearned trust that set me up for such a great disappointment.
I described what I wanted very clearly – just a trim, more or less – and can't see how she could possibly have been paying attention. My hair was somewhat overgrown when I walked in and I walked out knowing it would be several months until it got back to a suitable length. Couldn’t we have found a happy medium – a point where it’s just right? In addition to cutting it considerably shorter than I’d requested, she somehow managed to preserve the aspects of the original which I liked least, while the parts I loved ended up scattered about the floor. Taken on its own I wouldn’t necessarily say this was the worst haircut I’ve ever received (although it's not great), but it certainly has no place on my head. If you’re looking for a basic, run of the mill, cookie-cutter sort of style, Dana might be OK for you. However, if you have any sense of originality and wish to retain your individual look, you’d be better off going elsewhere.
Don’t make the mistake of thinking that I’ve just returned home from this ordeal and am full of strange emotions. Some time has been allowed to intervene, yet I still feel depressed and humiliated whenever I see myself in a mirror or think about this experience.
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