I was looking for a wonderful dress for my big day in October. I was fitted in a slimming Ivory beauty until my mother pointed out something. That annoying BULGE! UHHHHHHHGGGGGGG! I can not walk down the aisle with that thing flopping around. I quietly asked the assistant if she had the special under garments for ""tucking"". She turned red with anger and emphatically said,""NO!!!""
She started to say that she didn''t serve my kind of people. She proceeded to rip the beautiful gown off my body. She was screaming and spitting in my face telling me that I was a BAD GAY!
She grabs my arm and leads me into this closet where she started to put electrodes on my wrists, head and genitals. She began to show me videos of Michelle Bauchmann and Sarah Palin. She explained to me that if I didn't get arouse by these women, she would kill me and my family.
Now, luckily, my mother escape during the commotion and grabbed a police officer. The police entered the store with guns drawn and apprehended the woman.
I'm OK, now. But, now I can't stop thinking about that woman who tortured me. It truly sucks having Stockholm Syndrome!
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