Daddy's Doesn't Do it for this Diva!
Never would have come to a dive bar like this 35 miles from the nearest real town, but a friend of a friend knows Big Brian the new bartender, so, eh, we went to help them support their gay night. Who says gays, can't slum? Luv Brian & the other girl- they were cool, but you won't catch me slumming at this gay dive bar again. The pizza downright sux and they only have a couple beers on tap- huh? Are you a bar or not? The worst part was getting stopped by some hick cops in this one road down on the way home- thank God for their lack of decent beers and quality alcohol selection- cuz I was stone cold sober, but still- homophobic cops giving us crap seals the deal- won't be coming back to this hole in the wall.
DADDY'S DOESN'T DO IT FOR THIS DIVA!
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