A cheat, a con, a rip-off. That's this bitch, I mean, beach.
If Mussolini asked me to recommend him a beach, that would be this. It has all the fascism and xenophobia you need in a beach.
Honestly, I regard this review as a Public Service. DON'T GO THERE!!! You'll end up robbed, exhausted, humiliated and frustrated, in that order.
Police and functionaries (let's call that those lazy, ne'er-do-well punks) have been ordered to steal money and then expulse all out-of-towners! They follow instructions from the little plutocracy that happen to have a mansion there (yes, the same responsible for the death of a child when he crossed the railway line and the train didn't whistle 'cause the whistle perturbed the rich's naps...)
What all of them don't know is that what they're doing is illegal, and I, like some other decent people are going to suit them soon.
Till then, farewell, Stinking Beach!
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