Worst massage I have ever had! Went to take my friend for a massage for her 30th birthday - figured it would be a nice treat for us both... boy was I wrong! The website touts robes, slippers, lockers, relaxation. We experienced none of these things.
The woman giving my friends massage talked the entire time and asked her non-stop questions, not allowing her to relax for even a second. Mine on the other hand was given by a man with body odor, who had maybe never given a massage before... There was no hole in the table for my face, so he rolled up towels to put under my forehead and chin. This made it so that it was very difficult to breath, so I had to tilt my head to the side in order to get any air. Not comfortable. Especially when his stomach was pushing my head into the table while he massaged my back.
The only good part was that my friend and I hysterically laughed on the way home recounting just how horrible the experience was for both of us...
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