If you love the hood with a passion, this is the place for you! Dog feces and empty beer bottles adorn this lost and forgotten landscape with rundown pools and incoherent management staff. If induced states of psychosis are your thing, Lakeside Village in St. Petersburg is the place to score! Perhaps uncontrolled substances and fecal matter don't do it for you. Find your faith in God when your neighbor decides to fire off his gun into the dirt as you walk around the corner! If you are looking for something a little more intimate, the Maintenance Manager comes from a family of street pharmacists, miscreants, and delinquents. He can come inside your house while you are away and terrorize your private life, if you're into that sort of thing. perhaps you need to do your laundry at 3:00AM like every other self-respecting drunk. Lakeside Village in St. Petersburg has a nice facility to accommodate inebriated tennants who are hell-bent on making as much noise as possible on a weekday night. If you are lonely, Lakeside Village in St. Petersburg, Florida offers complimentary rodent mammalia to greet you when you come home in the evenings. ""Honey, I'm home!""\r
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If you aren't a big fan of horror flicks and murder mysteries, look elsewhere. If these things tickle your fancy, Lakeside Village in St. Petersburg is the place for you!
Pros: Low Cost
Cons: Everything else under the sun!
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