They stocked these little pies at Walgreens 3 years ago here in Lake Forest, IL, and I still can't forget them. I didn't want to let the dog have any, they were so good. So here's the song, sung to the tune of "Man of Constant Sorrow"...
I
Am th' man
With the butter milk pie
And you caint have none
Cause you're a dog
I
Have no friends
I aint go no one
with whom to share
my buttermilk pie
You
Are my dog
You are my friend
And you can have
Some buttermilk pie
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