Employees have no idea what they're doing and spend all their time chatting and ignoring customers.
The card/token system is complicated to the point of needing an explanation before even touching a machine. Some machines take tokens, most take cards - if you screw up and buy tokens you'll have to spend 10 minutes plunking them into a machine to reload them onto a card.
Your time in the waterpark will be spent in line.
The mini golf course is boring. Throwing balls onto the freeway is more entertaining.
When redeeming your tickets, pray that you don't jam the ticket counter. The sound it makes when broken will haunt you in your sleep.
None of the kitchen staff wear gloves.
Good luck finding a working car to race. If you do, you'll be bored after the first 2 laps. The only way to make the ride interesting is by bumping, which will get you kicked out.
Lazer tag only last 10 minutes. You aren't allowed to run. Does that sound fun? No. It's not.
The owners are religious zealots - the Kenney family contributed ~$30,000 to the "Yes on 8" campaign.
Go to Strikes. Or Scandia. Or John's Incredible Pizza. Or the library. Just don't bother with Golfland.
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