Gee, RandelIowastate, what happened? Did I call somebody a bitch, a slut, or a whore? Have you ever been to a dueling piano bar before? We don’t discriminate, we call EVERYONE a bitch, a slut, and a whore. It's part of the act (""You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille... you bitch! you slut! you whore!"") and isn't intended to be personal. \r
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How could it be personal? I don't even know who you are. If I actually offended you or your wife, why didn't you say something to me about it in person? I'd have been happy to apologize, buy your table a round of drinks, and shake your hand to smooth over the hurt feelings. Instead, for some reason you chose to air your dirty laundry in this public forum.\r
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So I didn't play your request? What about the other players that night? It is a team effort, after all. Did I somehow prevent the other players from playing your request, or is that nobody on the team knew the song you wanted to hear, but somehow you decided that this was my fault? \r
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And so please let me apologize: \r
I am so sorry… \r
…that your wife is so thin-skinned. \r
I am so sorry… \r
…that you could only afford to go to a state school where, apparently, correct spelling is not a requirement. \r
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I really don't know what your motivation is, but I'll tell you this: obviously, you're willing to make an anonymous post on this website and assassinate my character from the safety and comfort of your computer. What courage that must take on your part!\r
And thank you for revealing your prejudice against older people in this public forum. I will pray that growing older never happens to you. \r
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