Hello, welcome to the Mannequin Museum. We pretend it's wax, but we're really quite bad at it.
For example, it's about ninety degrees outside, and the door to our museum is wide open. It's quite warm in here. Most wax would melt, but nothing to worry about- everything here is plastic!
That also explains why none of the mannequins looks like the stars. You know that saying, ""quality not quantity""? Well, we've solved that problem by lacking both of these characteristics. There are virtually no mannequins in this hellhole. We are obviously quite cheap.
But hey, for $13.95, you can also visit our crappy gift shop! That's right- we'll rip you off twice. So enjoy your stay here at the Hollywood Mannequin Museum (it will take probably around five or six minutes) and come back soon to our little piece of Hades soon!
Pros: good place for wasting any excess cash you have
Cons: fake wax, rip-off, disgusting neighboorhood
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