Three strikes, Bonfire, and you're out. Call it stupidity, call it desperation (everything else seemed to be booked solid... hmm, perhaps that's a little clue), call it hope springing etermal... but I've subjected myself and hapless others to this place for the last time. Let's start with the service... friendly, but slow and inept. Why, oh why, would you serve the four adults at the table and leave the 8-year-old hanging for another 10 minutes? And why would you serve appetizers without plates (which were remembered about 5 minutes too late) and entrees without utensils? And why would you choose the exact moment I was bringing a large glass of beer to my mouth to reach across and grab plates, sending said glass into a collision course with my luckless teeth? But compared to the food, the service was sterling... the ""cheese dip"" was worse than any suburban backyard velveeta-n-salsa horror that your tackiest, cheapest neighbors always bringt. The artichoke dip, while slightly less disgusting, was soupy and cold. The corn chips were weirdly sweet (?) while still oversalted. And my ""vegetarian"" version of the burrito was... full of onions and *nothing* else. No beans. No cheese. No lettuce. No tomatoes (although I did espy one sad little slice of green pepper). It was one of the most repellent items ever served me on a plate. Wait, that's generous... it was one of the most repellent things ever served me on anything. I will never, ever darken this doorway again... but i will be happy to stand outside the window and jeer at those who continue to allow this kind of culinary treachery to be inflicted upon themselves.
Pros: Umm... you're not forced to eat here?
Cons: Inept service, peerlessly terrible food, tacky decor, loud and abrasive atmosphere
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