A friend of mine said his girlfriend when to this guy who works out of his apartment and when he found out she was an illegal alien and saw her two daughters he offered to do her paperwork for free and even pay her if she'd let him make a ""movie"" with her kids. Her daughters are 7 and 9 years old, what a sicko!
Pros: Might let you pay with something other than money
Cons: Total Perv, probably not worth his salt as a paralegal too.
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