Take horribly battered frozen wings over cook them and send them out bone dry with a tiny cup of ""buffalo sauce"" for the low low price of $7.95.  Bonus points for watching the cook ask how to make them whilst wiping his nose while wearing his latex gloves for safety I'm sure.  I'll never go back in a thousand lifetimes.
Pros:  nice view of the bums walking down S. Missouri
Cons:  nice view of the bums walking down S. Missouri
                        
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