Macaroni and cheese, fried chicken, seared halibut, taco meat, and chocolate pudding. For the food connesuer, hometown buffet offers a wide variety of tastey samples from around the globe. I like my bikini briefs dipped in blue cheese. Prosthetic legs? Heck yes! Ill take seconds! Excuse me sir, would you like to try some freshly ground collegin? Just say when!!! Not only is the menu highly recommended, who needs to go to a movie when you have such a fantastic lineup of characters. From a 400 pound woman screaming at her children, to the crusted dried up hamster as I put my dinner plate down. I greatly reccommend bringing pepto bismal and your own TP, for they NEVER have enough TP of their own, and the BM will be trumendous. Butterflys come out of cuccoons.
Pros: Sheeps tap dance
Cons: back hair is scratchy
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