Robert W. Heffner Pool Service

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450 Main Street
Virginville, PA 19564

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We have had the swimming pool in our back yard for 10 years. During that time we discovered that erratic explosions can occur after a pool has been shocked when swimmers go and fa...

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the very best pool guy 4/4/2012

We have had the swimming pool in our back yard for 10 years. During that time we discovered that erratic explosions can occur after a pool has been shocked when swimmers go and fart in a pool. Experts have told us that the chlorine becomes very unstable and volatile when combined with the methane gas in farts. On sunny days, erratic and dangerous explosions were the norm in our backyard until we heard about Bob Hefners new invention-the farterator suppository. This is an amazing little pill that you shove up your ass. When you leave a fart, the farterator suppository immediately neutralizes the methane gas in the fart, and the remaining gas passes harmlessly in the water. This is a great relief to us. Its been 4 weeks now. Each person who gets into our pool must first insert the farterator suppository into their rectum. We personally inspect each insertion to insure a safe, fart free experience. We thank Bob and his entire organization for his good service, and especially the on-sight lessons he gave my whole family on how to insert the suppository properly. This service is absolutely FREE. Thanks Mr. Hefner more
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