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Pamela Martin & Associates

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Rockville, MD 20850

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(301) 231-5800
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George W. Bush said: I frequint Pamela Martin & Associates when ever I want to get away from Laura they have some of the best girls this side of Crawford

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In 90 minutes Pamela Martin & Associates undoes a week's worth of stress...let's not talk about my career or marriage. Let me add - this is a totally legit biz - no hanky panky...

Yippie Cai Yea!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!! 7/10/2007

George W. Bush said: I frequint Pamela Martin & Associates when ever I want to get away from Laura they have some of the best girls this side of Crawford more
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Security Clearance Violations 5/4/2007

You can't be within a mile of a prostitute or escort service and hold a secret clearance. DOD Directive 5220.6. So, whose clearance is up for review? more
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Top Gun they called me! 5/1/2007

These gals make yacht calls too! But ya know Foley you were right all along and being in the position I'm in right now with the lights off it ain't all that bad! more
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They call me Randy! 5/1/2007

In 90 minutes Pamela Martin & Associates undoes a week's worth of stress...let's not talk about my career or marriage. Let me add - this is a totally legit biz - no hanky panky - I was always on my stomach - and never used a federally funded condom. Remember, like the Bush Administration - just say "no, thank you" to a happy ending... more
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Just a big waste of time and money 5/1/2007

Jeff Gannon pranked me one night by sending one of these girls to my door. We talked for an hour, or rather she did since I'm a very good listener. more
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Strong Enough For A Man, But Made For a Woman 5/1/2007

Pamela Martin & Associates is one of Washington's best kept secrets! My chronic failure in international diplomacy extends well into my personal affairs and matters of the heart - so I regularly find solace in the strong arms of any number of Pamela Martin's associates. Two thumbs up...please!? Patrick J. Fitzgerald - eat your heart out!!! more
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You'll be welcomed as a liberator at PM & A!!! 4/30/2007

I was in my last throes with one of these girls. No worries, I ended with my smoking gun making the form of a mushroom cloud on her chest. Slam Dunk indeed. If you don't enjoy your time with these girls, you hate freedom. more
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Good Release for Liberals Too! 4/29/2007

Pamela's Martin's inhouse service calls are a sure thing to calm the nerves and completely flush the pipes of a full day of worries. Sure beats trying to seduce the interns and keep it quiet. I wish I had know about this when I was screwing Mary Joe Kopeckne. Ted Kennedy more
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For Democrats with a conscience 4/29/2007

If you're a Democrat and you don't want to get services from your underlings, here's a good alternative. More ethical by far. more
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Always a Happy Ending! 4/29/2007

And very accomodating of my predilection for role-playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNSfxdnUs_4 more
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they don't laugh.. 4/29/2007

Unlike the other servces available, these ladies won't laugh at the fact that you have a Republican sized thangy. They understand that the small thingy makes a better war on terror warrior. Highly recommended! more
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Where a Republican can go for descreet service and full release... 10/9/2006

It's getting tough to get one's groove on in this town if you are a Republican... However, this service has shown to be descreet, and the women are super. Ya' gotta have the dough if you want the 'full' service... more
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